1) When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case Heaven is like the IRS.
2) Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging.
3) A political promise today means another tax tomorrow.
3) Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
4) Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose.
5) Isn't it appropriate that the month when the taxes are due begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?
6) Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
7) America is the land of opportunity. Everyone can become a taxpayer.
8) The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts:
1. How much did you make last year?
2. How much do you have left?
3. Send amount listed in part 2.
9) Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A: Depreciation.
10) Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a Form 1040.
11) Drive carefully.
Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.
12) Q: Why is a tax loophole like a good parking spot?
A: As soon as you see one, it's gone.
